rub job

When a girl traps your cock between the bare soles of her feet and uses her left sole to immobilize the cock and hold it firmly in place, while she uses her right sole to rub your cock vertically-up and down, up and down-applying continuous pressure to the sweetspot on the underside of your shaft-til she makes you come, all over the soft, baresoles of her freshly pedicured, satiny-smooth, bare feet.

Steve: "'I know you're really into feet, did you get what you wanted from Cally last night?

Frank: "Yes, I did, as a matter of fact. Cally performed a rub job on me between her baby-soft, "feels-so-good" bare soles. And did she ever drain my balls and make me come!"

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OREO Job

When a person takes two African American/Dark skinned peni into ones mouthed while recieving a third Caucasion/Light skinned penis sandwhiched in-between the two darker peni. Creamy filling comes later. Pun intended.

I walked in on my Mom giving an Oreo Job to three of my Teachers. At least i'll get a C average.

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like it's my job

to do something excessively, repeatedly, or to an extent that it becomes one's trademark

alyssa is such an alcoholic. she drinks likes it's her job.

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blow job

thing that feels great for guys...girl gets down on her knees and pulls the guy's pants down to about his knees (incase u get caught) and looks at his dick...she then puts it in her mouth...wat i like to do is start by going back and forth...breathing thru ur nose and sucking...then move r hands up to his ass...keep going and occasionally stop for a sec to play with the tip with ur tongue....hell go insane with all the nerve endings there...then keep goin back n forth nd start to pull his pants downa little more...then start to like feel his ass and finger his anus...theres sumthin about the size of a chestnut up in there that will help stimulate him..keep doin this until he cums...then swallow...if hes a good bf or fwb then itll b ur turn...

My friend and I are friends with benefits, and he goes crazy when I give him a blow job, then eats me out really good.

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Buffalo rim job

After you finish eating some very hot Buffalo wings, you then eat out a sphincter.

Shannon and i got back after eating some Buffalo wings, she gave me a Buffalo rim job, now i feel like i sat on lava it burns so bad!!!

Shitty Job Creator

A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.

Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.

While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.

“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”

“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”

bloody snuff job

When you have intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and then afterwords you sniff the blood out of her vagina like a line of cocaine.

Carson had blood all over his nose after giving Kylee a bloody snuff job. But she loved it.