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Pot so good, it's better than sex.
Man, that was some awesome boner dope.
The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.
The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".
When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it
Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck
My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner
A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.
Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop
Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot
Both:* swoon*