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A raging boner that occurs after smoking some giggle bush (marijuana)
"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."
when your entire body tenses when looking at something you like
i saw Dylan O’Brien on my tv, this gave me a body boner
-anything that a male human finds arousing
That redhead with the bodacious rump really hits me in my boner zone.
When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time
Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed
A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.
The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.
"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."
The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.
*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.