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When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies
man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn
When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
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Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.
Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.
Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)
Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!
What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.
Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.
Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2
The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.
I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.
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When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.
"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."