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3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.
“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”
A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.
Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.
When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow
Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.
When you grab that cold buffalo snow and shove it up someone’s ass.
Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.
A self-inflicted swirly in which one then proceeds to stick his/her head into the crouch of a female.
If you don't lock it up you're going to get a wet jilly
“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe