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A-S-A rule

A rule for daily living: "There's (A)lways (S)ome (A)sshole..."

Alice: We got all the pages set up on the wiki, but somebody from procurement logged in and replaced them all with penis images.

Betty: A-S-A rule.

by DoileyLama February 20, 2023


Rule 91

A new rule stating "If it exists there is inflation art of it" no exceptions. This rule can be used in many inflation scenarios including but not limited to: Body inflation, Blueberry Inflation, Head Inflation, and many more. This also means if there is not any inflation art to a certain fandom or IP there will be.

"Bro why the hell is there Sonic inflation porn?"

"Oh you mean Rule 91?"

by DJ Cat Punk January 3, 2021


creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.

Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.

by Peasey360 August 7, 2021


Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020


The finger rule

The rule is a game, were you have to make an OK sign with your hands below the waist; If someone sees it then you can do one punch to them. If the person who sees it puts their finger in the hand and gets it out without being caught, they get to punch you 5 times.

billy used the finger rule on his friend, but his friend quickly put his finger inside. Billy got punched five times.

by ULTIMATERIZUUMANN January 22, 2018


Discord rules

if someone wanted to be added in a private you have to let them if they have a connection with a person in the server

Person 1- you cant be in our server

person 2- but I know steve so i can discord rules say so

person 1- thats true you can be in now

by RuleMastwe07 February 26, 2023


Smash the rules

When you are tired of the bullshit and need to start over. All the way over and full throttle.

"One day I just said no more, time to smash the rules and start the fuck over"

by sarajaye January 22, 2023