abuse the wicked stick

To masturbate

Taylor: i asked mobley is he abuse the wicked stick
Annette: what did he say?

Taylor: no
Annette: what a liar.

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Liquor and stick 'er

Liquor and stick 'er will be used in conversation to convey the act of inviting a girl out for a casual drink, getting wasted, and then proceeding to have consensual sex with her.

We've seen it happen hundreds if not thousands of times with friends, relatives, and ourselves. It's an American pastime really.

I can't make it to the game tonight, got a liquor and stick 'er lined up.

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Flying Fuck Stick

What you are called by a druken man at a baseball game, whom you are refusing to serve because he is clearly to drunk.

What do you mean I am to drunk to be given another beer? Who are you to tell me that you Flying fuck stick!

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brown tit stick

After giving anal and the girl shits on your dick and you start to fuck her titties

I saw a video of a guy who gave a girl a brown tit stick.

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Hit With The Bant Stick

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Todd: WOW, James just spilled his cocaine on Cheryl
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick

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Hot Dog On A Stick

An extremely intensive sexual position requiring a great deal of strength, endurance, and determination. To begin, the woman inserts her pinky finger into the man's urethra (pee hole) and proceeds to hoist him above her head using only that finger. All of the man's weight should be centered on his pee hole/her pinky to experience the most stimulation. At this juncture, the man forces (forcefully) a clear, flexible tube into his buttholey, causing as much irreparable damage to his sphincter as is appropriate. By now, poop should be flowing freely through the tube and out the other end. If aimed correctly, the hot poo should fall directly onto the woman's face, blinding her instantaneously. Then both parties cum all over each other. A lot.

Ever since I hot dog on a sticked with Martha, I haven't been able to achieve satisfactory pee pee pressure!

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stick up man

A thief who uses guns/weapons to rob people. Guns are often located in their jacket or trenchcoat.

The stick up man always pawned all the jewelry he stole from his victim's.

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