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July 20, a day where everyone is allowed to watch hentai and cosplay as hentai characters without no consequences!
Bro 1: *Dressed as a sexy anime girl.*
Bro 2: "Bro wth?"
Bro 1: Hey don't judge me bro, it's National Watch Hentai Day.
Bro 2: Oh okay bro, it's all good then. *Starts watching hentai*
A day which is celebrated on October 21, it is a day which you celebrate the dumb, quirky, funny friend in the group. Or which you simply get to call everyone “Ya Head” for the sake of the day.
Hey miki, Hapoy National Ya Head Day!
Him: hey you
Her: me?
Him: yeah you, it’s National be gone thot day
Her: *punches him in face*
Give compliments to all the tanners you know
Guy : hey you're awesome
Tanner: thanks dude why
Guy: Because its national tanner appreciation day
August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth
Babe it's national cum in mouth day
March 17th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger, or even multiple gingers.
Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger Day! Let’s have sex!
May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.
Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day
Wait I’m Mitch
Go f***yourself Mitch
It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!