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The vague memory of having had a poo before.
I feel like I have had this exact same poo before at Mary's house. It's like Deju Poo.
The feeling that this shit has happened before.
Man! I just had the worst deju poo! I thought I was done with that shit.
When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.
Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".
A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing
I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.
When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.
Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!
When you stick you finger up your ass and stick it in an unsuspecting persons ear.
Similar to wet willy or moist margaret
Shanielle: Get away from me why'd you stick your finger in my ear!
Wendy: It's a poo paul :)
When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.
Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.