When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty
A coolmathgame and a weird sex position.
Guy one: Hey want to play Big time butter baron
Guy two : ',:)
Guy one: NO NOT LIKE THAT
Guy two: ',:)
Guy one: NOT LIKE THAT EITHER
An acronym standing for "Person beats his meat." This phrase can only be used when you either see someone beating his meat OR as a curse.
"Oh my god! Peanut butter hershey macaroons.." She had just gotten a blue screen on her computer.
You rail the girl like you are churning butter.
Brady gave Marcellus the best sex of her life by doing the Up State Butter Churner
When you eat your spouse is booty with peanut butter while they eat your booty with jelly
Hey baby let's PBJ69 (peanut butter jelly 69)
A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).
yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !
This is a sexual act where the man has a very small penis and the woman is giving him head with peanut butter around his dick but it becomes so thick that it causes the girl to vomit on his penis.
Guy#1: Bro We had a Peanut Butter tic Tac incident last night.
Guy#2: that's fucking nasty bro.