Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)
The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair
When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.
Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!
What’s that?
Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.
Short girls with no hair have a big attitude
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A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.
Tie my hair like Chauntae.
When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.
Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?
Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.
I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"
Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.
Hey Steve. Me and Susie tried hair gelling last night.