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Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023


short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.

Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

by vanessa's daddy February 12, 2018


Madam Hair Kulture

Madam Hair Kulture a.k.a MHK, is someone that sells quality hairs on Instagram.. Madam Hair KULTURE is known for giving her customers affordable quality.. Madam Hair Kulture is also a guru in wig making, hair revamping and coloring.. She is a perfectionist and will do anything to make her customers happy

Be a guru, be a Madam Hair Kulture

by Yourhabits February 04, 2020


Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason March 24, 2016


hair horny

When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.

Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?

by poolboyluva March 10, 2018


vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 22, 2024


hair gelling

Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.

Hey Steve. Me and Susie tried hair gelling last night.

by Funnyaj22 April 17, 2023