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Smoked Meat Sandwich

The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.

I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!

by Scott vanD October 27, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


green meat attack

A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.

Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."

by Lord Humungus November 9, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puttin' the meat down

When you dick a hoe so hard that she doesn't get up.

1: "Yo homes what'd you do when you left with that gal?"
2: "You know I was puttin' the meat down on that bitch."
1: "Word."

by just_jem February 5, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


little meat syndrome

Someone who goes about any and/or everything with a bitchmade mindset and carries himself with a low self of steam as if he has a bite size penis(most-ikely they do).

Guy: Aye bro you get down on these hoes.
Guy with lms: No im good i got to help my mom with groceries.
Guy #2: Yo, ya mans is either gay or has that little meat syndrome

by Shells So True November 16, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


professional meat handler

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

by Attica1979 September 24, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


loose sausage meat


Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.

As in "Sorry love, I've got loose sausage meat ".

by Garthy September 19, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat Beat Mania

An endless gauntlet of meat beating. Nut after nut after nut. Consists of only one person. Any more parties involved turns this into a Nut Bust Bonanza.

1. After discovering internet porn, Ronnie decided it was time for a good 'ol Meat Beat Mania session.
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"

by Riven Main 420 June 23, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž