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I GOT ONE!

You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!

By A Black Man in whiteface: “I GOT ONE!”

by Scalamuush December 27, 2021


One Jack at a Time

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.

Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

by Twenty Three Yorks in my Fetus September 25, 2011


One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.

My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.

by Robin...hood January 29, 2009


One View Crew

A social networking and real life group of mentally influenced young adults formed together to share their opinions and views on/about life, usually formed by people of the same views.

Look at that one view crew! Those young adults are meant to experience life together!

by PJ Khaled January 8, 2012


one drink syndrome

When you have only one drink and it makes you super tired so you have to continue drinking or else you'll fall asleep.

Smith: "What's wrong with you? You look exhausted?"

Lisa: "Ugh one drink syndrome!"

Smith: "Better start drinking more"

by JsnLvr May 11, 2010


The One Who Waits

The One Who Waits is the main antagonist of the game cult of the lamb,
He is depicted as a three eyed black cat wearing a white coat with a wide red stripe going down the center of the coat.
He basically just tells you what to do and you have to do whatever he says to progress in the story, except for the end.

Guy 1:"Man I just need to type in someone having a boring ass conversation about something I'm writing about for the 50th time, The One Who Waits."

by Certified Nerd May 20, 2023


old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

by Tornado69 April 30, 2006