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Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years
Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night
Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
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On march 10 (69th day of the year) 69 year old men rape each other and nut in sewers and post it on pornhub.
Hey National Rape Day coming up, wanna rape people?
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1.buy 5 turkeys
2.stuff turkeys with beef flavored ramen noodles
3.cook in mini bake oven
4.buy a large stable neon pink beer pong table
5. rapefuck as many girls as possible on the beer pong table
6.buy dmany of red solo cups
7.drug as many professers as possible
8.balance red solo cup on nose of professers
9. slap red solo cup off nose
10. drink as much beer as possible
Person 1: DUDE!! did you get the turkey for Turkey Slap Rape
Person 2: AS LONG AS U GOT THE BEER PONG TABLE!
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an asshole
fuck off you donkey raping shit eater
-Eric cartman, southpark
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someone who feasts on excrement whilst fornicating with equine animals
kiss my ass, you donkey raping shit-eater
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To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.
"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"
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Someone who has done something wrong, which in turn, creates a hassle for you to fix.
You got peanut butter in the jelly jar you baby raping snake fucker.
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