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A dirty sexual move and traditional dinner favored by Mexicans.
What is required:
1 Pound of Beef
6 Oz Tabasco HotSauce
1 Obese Mexican Woman
1 6 foot pallet
Between 5-15 friends
A patio 20 feet off the ground
Rope
How to: Obtain fat & aggressive Mexican Woman (usually found in low-income areas, Welfare offices, and at 5 Guys Burgers. Proceed to hire her with going Mexican Hooker rate (10-30$/hr) and lead her to the patio. Tie her up to the pallet (preferably by the Cankles & wrists) using thick 1 1/2 inch Hemp rope, and proceed to stuff the anus and vagina with meat fried in a pan with oil & spices. Then pour the Tabasco Sauce, first on the meat and surrounding areas, then into eyes, ears, nose, and other bodily orifices. Settle your guests to eat with the woman commanded to scream "La Bamba" with the threat of more Tabasco in her eyes should she be off key. Then proceed to enjoy your traditional Mexican dinner with live entertainment. After eating, proceed to push the Mexican woman off of the 20 ft+ patio. No clean up, no worries!
Manuel: Eyyy hefee, we deed da Mexican Enchilada Slider last nighttt. Ewe meesed it mayne.
Jose: Naa mayne. Me and me cousin deed eet to mah wife last nightt. Pretty tight shit hefee.
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A fetish developed in the northern mexican mountain ranges of salsaholataco, where a mexican man shoves dirt in a females mouth and then recieves oral from her. This is also a rite of passage practiced by males starting at age 5.
Dude, that chick just gave me a mexican dirt kiss It sucked.
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A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.
Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.
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When person A eats Taco Bell and person B anal fists them, grabbing some poop on the way out. Person B then throws the "Mexican Poop" in person A's face, mimicking a monkey. Both people then take a shot of Tequila.
Grabbing Taco Bell now, do you want to Mexican Monkey Fist tonight?
Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.
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It is when a girl eats to many burgers before sex (2). When her and her partner start she instantly goes on her period. The first woman to have this happen was Mexican.
She had so many burgers she pulled a Mexican muff burger
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when you run into the bathroom while you lady/man is taking a bath and take a shit in the tub while they are in it
i gave my bitch a mexican bird bath yesterday. she didntlike it too much
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mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay
mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!
I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !
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