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After consuming a unhealthy amount of macaroni and cheese, you proceed to rub more upon someone cock while you suck him off.
After dinner last night I tried out 'The Magic Mac Job' on Brian. He was into it.
Hey Sara, do you think we should give Zach 'The Magic Mac Job' tonight after the party?
Bro, when she hit me with The Magic Mac Job I knew she was a keeper!
A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
When you have intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and then afterwords you sniff the blood out of her vagina like a line of cocaine.
Carson had blood all over his nose after giving Kylee a bloody snuff job. But she loved it.
(Noun) 1. A game deciding error committed by a sports official or officiating crew. 2. Any situation in which a person is denied an accomplishment due to unfair interference by an authority figure.
1. These refs sure gave us the Tempe Screw Job today, Bill.
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!
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Someone when they do a job only does half of it to piss everyone off
Person 1: Yeah i got the job done quickly
Person 2: Let me guess you did a half a job, rob
when someone gets on top of you
holds you down by force
then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it
"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"
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A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.
Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.
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