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A really angry or aggressive blow job that would leave you genitalia with visible damage and swelling. You wouldn't be able to have two thug blow jobs on consecutive days without the need for surgery.
"Bro, I'm struggling to wear my boxer shorts today"
"Why dude?"
"Got jiggy with a bitch last night and hoe give me a Thug Blow Job!"
(Noun) 1. A game deciding error committed by a sports official or officiating crew. 2. Any situation in which a person is denied an accomplishment due to unfair interference by an authority figure.
1. These refs sure gave us the Tempe Screw Job today, Bill.
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!
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Someone when they do a job only does half of it to piss everyone off
Person 1: Yeah i got the job done quickly
Person 2: Let me guess you did a half a job, rob
when someone gets on top of you
holds you down by force
then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it
"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"
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After consuming a unhealthy amount of macaroni and cheese, you proceed to rub more upon someone cock while you suck him off.
After dinner last night I tried out 'The Magic Mac Job' on Brian. He was into it.
Hey Sara, do you think we should give Zach 'The Magic Mac Job' tonight after the party?
Bro, when she hit me with The Magic Mac Job I knew she was a keeper!
A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.
Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.
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An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).
Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"
Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."
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