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A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you
kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out
Toxicity and stupidity rolled into one website
Person 1: FaCeBoOk IsNt FuLl Of StUpId PeOpLe
Person 2: but you are on Facebook
A social network for making friends or enemies. Be aware of social sluts who tend to friend everything that breathes.
Random call girl - "Are you on Facebook, Mr. President?"
person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.
Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.
Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.