Fat southerner who enjoys biscuits and being lazy
Some of us are competitive unlike these fucking pie eaters
Pie eater, That big fat cu*t is at the pie shop again. eating all the pies, leaves none for no one that fat cu*t
The most vicious, savage human being on earth. Being a Pie Eater is a sin, it is recommended that one does not become a pie eater in this day and age
Oh! Toby from Edinburgh? Yeah hes definitely a Pie Eater, I wouldn't go near him
When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm
Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up
When two biological brothers cream pie the same hole during the same session.
"I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"
"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."
When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.
Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.
this tw was once said by the well known influencer Duke Depp, the story of “TW//Cracked Pie” was that he was doing a dukemoose live while waiting for his pie to bake (it was a frozen box pie, he cant bake) and when he went to get his pie out it was CRACKED.
“omg TW//Cracked Pie”