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A sexual act in which one with a penis jerks off, cums, and then uses said cum as lubricant for another jerking off.
"having trouble sleeping? Butter your egg roll before bed for the deepest sleep you'll ever have"
When you eat your spouse is booty with peanut butter while they eat your booty with jelly
Hey baby let's PBJ69 (peanut butter jelly 69)
A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).
yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !
This is a sexual act where the man has a very small penis and the woman is giving him head with peanut butter around his dick but it becomes so thick that it causes the girl to vomit on his penis.
Guy#1: Bro We had a Peanut Butter tic Tac incident last night.
Guy#2: that's fucking nasty bro.
When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.
When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.
The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.
The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?
When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”