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Dutch bird

Proper filthy girls

-Have you ever done it with a dutch bird?

-Yeah, I fingered one and she shit down my arm.

by chick bang boom April 18, 2018


Sherny Bird

A wild bird known to Brazil. He is the last of his kind. He migrates north to find a mate (Miah Bird). Usually dies at age 21 with a brain injury. (Though he has no brain so I don't know how that works.)

There goes the Sherny Bird, off to find his mate.

by Sherny Bird December 3, 2018


shake the bird

Different usage for “ruffle the feathers” or “ruffling my feathers.” Instead of ruffling someone’s feathers, shake the bird

Person A: My mom told me not to ruffle my teacher’s feathers, so instead I’m going to shake the bird

by lunadarlingdaring January 29, 2024


Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 23, 2023


James bird

James bird is a boy who smells like shit, you may know him from Owen boyces famous peppa pig video

‘Charlie’ shut up owen
Owenyou stink of james bird

by Jeff billy bob job October 17, 2019


James Bird

James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.

He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK

Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me

by Saitama Speed Tribe November 23, 2021


kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.

A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.

by Fro (aka Smokey) May 5, 2020