Energy from a meme you see that makes you think of originates from Facebook
"Your meme has Facebook Energy" "what do you mean I thought it was funny"
When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.
An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.
“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”
A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.
A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!
A facebook hooker. A hooker on facebook.
I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.
a facebooker is someone who never gets off facebook and/or stays off
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time
"yo robbie is such a facebooker all he ever does and sit there in class and do stuff on facebook"
"yeah he's such a facebooker