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a stupid game that is the number 1 leading cause of virginity in america
A game that keeps adding high fire rate weapons that do 25 plus damage it doesnt matter how good you are with shotgun, your fucked because that only does 25 damage
"Have you played Fortnite?" "Yeah its really fun all you do is hold down fire and you win. And developers hop on my casual ass dick all day so I spend money on it.
A very shitty game that if you play it, you are either bored out of your mind or are a James Charles fanboy. Most of the time, if you play Fortnite, and sweat all day, you will most likely to turn out to be a virgin.
"Man, I ain't getting any head, but Fortnite is just too good."
A new popular game that everyone goes crazy for. The game consists of virgins, losers, and people who don't have anything good to do with their life. V-Bucks is SUPER expensive!! They are trying to get you to buy everything new added to the game. Fortnite also makes you broke too.
Person 1: Hey do you play fortnite?
Person 2: Umm.. No
Person 1: Here trying playing fortnite for the first time..
Person 2: *plays fortnite for the first time*
Person 2: OMG I WANT EVERY SINGLE SKIN IN THIS GAME!!! JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!!
Person 3: *walks in the room* wow what a loser. Get a life.
Girl friend: act gay so my dad will let you in
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:
dad: nevermind...
A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.
Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
A game made for people with the mental age of 2 days old. This game is a real life version of the ' i will never loose my virginity' card.
John:hey jimmy, wanna play fortnite
Jimmie: nah john already lost my virginity