Blue Meat Shooter

1. One who possesses a penis large enough to hit the deep un-oxygenated vagina. 2. One who cums in the blue meat.

Kevin was hung - a real blue meat shooter.

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Peruvian meat nugget

A failed attempt at giving someone a Cleveland steamer.

I was trying to give Cindy a nice solid turd on her chest but all that came out were little Peruvian meat nuggets.

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meat and two vag

A threesome between one man and two ladies.

Fenella! You look breathless. What on earth's the matter?

I've just had a vigorous meat and two vag with the Reverend and Lady Asquith.

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hunk of meat on a stick

A hottie who your friends try to hook you up with. You'll love it and hate it at the same time.

There was a guy across the street and he was a hunk of meat on a stick and it was so embarassing.

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Meat Seat Gurpin

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)

1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.

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Boy-Meats-Whirled

The act of whirling boy meats.
Not to be confused with the 90s sitcom Boy Meets World starring Ben Savage.

Jack: You see that subway guy Jared whirling the boy meats?
James: Yeah, that was totally Boy-Meats-Whirled.

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Meat Space Ship

Another word for Penis.

Hey Sweet thang would you like to ride my meat space ship later?

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