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A Mexican moon rocket is slang for a portable out house. Commonly found on construction sites.
I am going to pilot the Mexican moon rocket. "going to take a dump"
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what mexicans get when crossing US border.
border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).
Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.
USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.
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The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!
Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
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A Mexican Happy Meal is a sexual position where a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her down a set of stairs (or off a bed) to watch her tumble down them.
a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her off a bed or down a set of stairs and asks her, "how did you like that mexican happy meal bitch? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
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A frog that is either Mexican or French and lives in the suburbs of Spain.
Are you a Mexican/French frog living in the suburbs of spain? then you could be claiming compensation for being either one of those ethnicities
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When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.
I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.
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When constipated, and shitting in small chunks, one tries to aim his shit-crumbs to roll/fall into the hole at the bottom of the bowl, out of which water is sprayed when the toilet is flushed.
After attempting the all-you-can-eat pizza challenge, I spent the next morning on the John playing Mexican Skee Ball.
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