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When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.
I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....
You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.
Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.
The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife
Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing
Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.
milk disease is what you get when you have drank more milk than water for over a week
lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk
abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!
Holy milk is the milk you use to make yaself nica.
Person 1: You know what's long and black?😏
Person 2: Boy you need some holy milk
When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.
Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.