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jizz crusted clumps stuck in ass hair from anal sex
"These dingle nuts in my ass hair are killin' me! Seacrest out!" -Ryan Seacrest
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A 30-day challenge made for virgins to feel better about themselves.
Guy 1: Hey, have u found a gf yet?
Guy 2: Um. No. it's No Nut November.
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nut-juice is cum
Suck my dick and swallow my nut-juice!
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What a woman has when she is prego.
I hit that a few months back, I heard she's got the nut belly, guess Im gonna need a blood test.
Wow, I'd love to give her the nut belly!!!
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The act of mastubating so frequently that your balls pump blood.
I'm gonna go home, and jerk off until I get a bloody nut!!!
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On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort
I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.
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Walt may have some nut grass but Lila has tons of butt grass.
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