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The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
A rule often employed for those who seem to be over-exuberant or too comfortable in their surroundings. 10 seconds before you start speaking, stop.
Shut up or I'll be forced to implement the ten second rule!
If it doesn't exist, you can also sell it.
God, Pokemon, the futures of the next generation, you name it. Rule C Corollary.
A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.
“Why didn’t he come to training today.”
“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”
The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.
You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.
Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.
The step rule defines the only instance in which a family member having sex with another family member is not incest. This situation is where the relationship has step- in the name i.e. Stepsister, stepfather, etc.
Person 1: Is that porn incest?
Person 2: No, it's the step rule
Something every guy will ask you to define when a girl will tell them they like football.
Amanda: i like football too!!
Bryton, willy and chad in unison: OH YEAH? tell us what the offside rule is then...
Amanda: leaves
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