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This is a relativity new practice in the porn industry and home recreational freakiness. It’s usually the person responsible for bleaching the performers bung hole for a cleaner, more attractive azzhole for filming and for the freaky person at home who’s trying to get that 3rd eye to look just the right. Think about it, would you want to hit something that looked kinda dingy and just plain nasty looking, not to mention if the lighting is bad in filming you’d b looking trying to figure out WTF is that????
Hey man, did you hear you’re ex girl got a new job??? No, I didn’t…. Well, rumor has it she’s a BUNG HOLE BLEACHER and practices on herself…..
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Its when your fart is so grand and so thick that all matter is blown out of proportion and life it self stops to bask in the glory of your ass dust that had created a global effect.
1. Damn, Rickey pulled a Black Hole Fart and I think time skipped a beat
2. After my business meeting I ran to the bathroom and released a Black Hole Fart so grand that the mirror shook and the paint peeled
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A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.
"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.
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Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.
Henceforth the penis shall be called,
The Bonus Hole "Puncher".
Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!
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A gigantic, ambulatory vaginal crevice that stalks unsuspecting men for prey. Can be heavily armed and highly dangerous.
Watch out for the 10-Foot Hole. If you see one, RUN.
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A sexual act of one girl and 5 guys where she takes it up the @$$, in the mouth, both hands, and in the baby escape path. Called such because its cheaper when 5 guys do it than 1 guy.
Did you hear? Sally gives 5 hole discounts.
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Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.
Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.
Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.
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