long bean

A penis.

"Why does my long bean hurt?"

pop a bean

to bust a nut

dorukpro1907: i popped a bean
yodapenetrator69: imma pop a bean too

Anto Bean

Anto bean rocks around edenmore with a pizza box and does your nan on the daily. Known for breaking into some fellas gaf, making a sambo and falling asleep on the couch like hes in goldilocks and the three bears. Also spray painted the back of the local centra and said "ye, that was me" to the garda. Locals claim they were scared to go to his gaf to deliver a postcard because he had a shotgun in the mailbox like a saw trap.

Nanny on the street: Howarya Anto

Anto Bean: Alri

steel beans

When one is brave in the face of adversity. See also hard as nails, ballsy, big balls

Laurens: Do you think Nate will masterbate on that hotel balcony for a fiver
Emma: Sure he will, he's got steel beans

or

I can't believe Harold punched that massive bouncer - that lad's got steel beans for sure

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

Dream Bean

A dream bean is a good looking person possessing innocent features such as, clear skin, pouty lips, and big eyes. The term dream bean is generally used against people under eighteen, but can also be used to describe a youthful looking adult.

“I swear to god Jimin is such a dream bean”

“That boy is literally the definition of a dream bean. Look at his squishy little cheeks”

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@