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The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.
Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo
Mael- and did it work ?
Axel- of course not.
Mael- what a loser
When you get hard after drinking Chik-Fil-A Lemonade.
Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.
The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.
Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"
Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"
The lines that like connect to a guys dick like vagina bones but for guys unless you a guy with a pussy if you a guy with a pussy you got vagina bones
Streety: SEARCHING FOR THE BONER LINE
Banquo: ITS ACTUALLY CRUCIAL TO THE MISSION OF CIS MEN
Streety: MISSION
When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
The excitement you get from being retweeted.
That celebrity just retweeted me. It totally gave me a retweet boner.
Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!