dead xd

DEAD XD: When you laugh so hard you die

I sharted when i was dead xd

dead scratch

Start again, rise from the bottom, back on track after serious problems.

If anyone can start over from dead scratch, it's you.

Standard Paintfall dead body

Smells like tortilla but only on twice

ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌ ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌Standard Paintfall dead bodyب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇

feel dead inside

Meaning: To feel no emotions and have depression to the point where you will commit suicide

Eg:

Depressed person: I feel dead inside, sir.

Therepist: That's because you are lonely and depressed.

Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

Dead leg

Not the same as a Charlie horse- a Charlie horse is a cramp in the muscle and feels different than dead leg. This term is used commonly among recovering drug addicts and others on common medications because a common side effect is a very strange feeling in the muscles(most commonly legs/arms) that is partially relieved by contracting the muscles. This does not work out the feeling as you can with a Charlie horse because it is actually a feeling you’re having, not a physical problem occurring, as the result of the addition or subtraction of unnatural substances in the body.

The heroine addict had such bad dead leg that he couldn’t stop violently moving his legs for hours .

The girl experienced mild dead leg after taking Seroquel for her insomnia and could only truly relieve it by going to bed.

Chunky’s dead

A meme.

And the there’s Chunky! He’s dead.
(good 5 seconds of silence)
DK! Chunky’s dead!
(repeat infinitely)