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I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.
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when a guy sticks his dick into a pussy and go super fast until his dick lights on fire.
Dude: OMG call an ambulance, i just had a shishkabob fruit stick! Get some water!
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When you put tiger balm on your partners dick.
For my husbands birthday he asked for the “amazon fire stick”
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Jumping cheese stick is when you flail around a cheese stick.
It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...
Stop doing the Jumping Cheese Stick Joslyn!
Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!
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This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.
The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.
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On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.
It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?
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Amazon stick and Dick is the new form of 'Netflix and chill' where by two 'friends' watch films or tv shows on an Amazon box or stick and end up fucking or engaging in other sexual acts.
John: "Hey Sandra wanna come over and Amazon stick and Dick"
Sandra: "Sure i guess... i was hoping we could Netflix and chill thou?"
John: "Duh, Amazon stick and Dick is the new better version Netflix and chill is sooo 2016 "
Sandra: "Oh right cool, i'll pick up the condoms"
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