fat girl tits

Tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. Because technically they still are "Big Tits", girls with them still think they are hot and usually brag about them whenever they post a personal ad. Same as calorie tits.

"SWF, 36 with ample chest"

Typical ad from a girl with fat girl tits.

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Tits up in the rhubarb

This term is used when a red-neck or skid is on a motorized vehicle and crashes it to the point of being thrown off the machine.

"I was goin third gear wide open when that badger popped in front'a me, tried goin 'round the critter and ended TITS UP IN THE RHUBARB!"

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Ski-slope tits

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.

Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".

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lick a witches tit

to suck it up, just do it

hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"

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tit tat ho

When working at Hollister or other such stores, classify the biddies in the store to keep from going insane.
Tit: girl with lots of cleavage,
Tat: girl who has or looks like she would have a tramp stamp,
Ho: girl who looks like a slut, this includes prostitots
Play with three teams, each team is assigned tit, tat, or ho, and whoever finds the most wins.

Brittany played tit tat ho while working at the register on black friday.

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Talk to me tits

The issue is of little consequence to me. I dont care.

Hey Jane, I hear your ex-boyfriend wants to get back with you.

Well he can go and talk to me tits, it aint happening.

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Rice Bag Tits

Saggy tits that hang low and look like rice bags

God that Sofie has rice bag tits

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