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When your post are good looking together, it can be with an special theme like all black and white photos, vintage, hipster, etc.
Instagram bloggers usually have this type of instagram
- Yo, your instagram profile is inspo Material!
- yeah, it's kind of an aesthetic instagram tho.
A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.
Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
Editers who think spin transition + Twixtor + Rap Music + Black Bars = FIRE AMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instagram editers - hEY LoOk its a instagram editer omg FUCKING DISGUSTING!
Porn.
Person 1: Yoo, I spent like 3 hours jerking off to busty milfs and college girls on Instagram explore yesterday
Person 2: Dude, why didn't you just use pornhub?
Person 1: Cuz I don't wanna do all this incognito, VPN bullshit when Instagram is quick access amatuer porn lol
Person 2: Bruh
The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.
That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
The unit of weight for a hipster.
That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.
Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.
Nice Job Jake!