One hell of a smart ass bitch that exposed me on Youtube
Hey imma be a parker hudson and roast him back for what I did by spending my whole weekend writing a disstrack
A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
Parker is that kid that always asks if you are riding the bus. He has 2 brothers, one of them is *theoretically* bad at baseball.
Parker workman plays the ABC game
Addison will help you through things łes funny as shit kinda annoying and likes online games in general and pulls bitched but doesnt admit it
Addison parker the spider man
verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.
""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"
The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.
Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.
Sanlam Shukran Aafwan Laa MinFadlik Parker Aka, Apesex Sweat Boy. He has the nicest bum in Bosch and is chysing a girl that has put him in the friend zone
Holy crap! That guy is so sweaty at that game! Must be Sanlam Parker!