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When a man and woman have sex while the woman is menstruating, the man gets a rooster cock.
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It's a blowjob after having had sex with your menstruating partner.
Dude, last night I had my first Rooster Parmesan. It wasn't as bad as I had imagined. Turns out, I love the taste of my menstrual blood.
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cock and balls, or beak and gaggle
After he played basketball he had a funky smellin' rooster pack
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When you pull out of your special friend's ass and your cock is covered with santorum, but you're in a hurry, so you park it in another hole without going for the washcloth.
"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to (give a rusty rooster)." -- Becky, "Clerks II"
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When someone gets a rooster as a pet.
We had a pet rooster last week.
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When someone farts and walks around rooster tailing the smell behind them.
Man johnny farted and he's rooster tailing it through the whole office.
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When climaxing while having anal sex with a woman, slam your fist on the middle of their back, which makes their sphincta contract, and squeeze every drop out of your penis.
I gave her a rooster chop right as I came
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