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Bryan is a cool guy. He’s funny and weird but that’s not the point. Bryan likes to watch duck videos and he lost his kid jr at dollar general. In fact, he’s selling him for 10$ because he’s poor at the moment. Also, did you know Bryan isn’t ugly. That’s right, Bryan is NOT ugly. It has been scientifically proven that Bryan González is not ugly. He also is very very good at soccer but refuses to go to college and play soccer. He declines every email so don’t bother emailing him. Bryan goes to Bandera HS, so if you see a really cool soccer player in the hallways you’ll know that’s him. You won’t miss him, just look for a weirdo that’s always wearing earbuds. You should meet a Bryan González, they’re pretty cool.
Basically a serial killer. Also sucks at arguments. Also doesn't have dick skin.
Bryan Sullivan- "Wow, did you hear that Brian Sullivan guy got caught by the FBI?"
"Yeah, I also heard he doesn't have cock skin but lies about it to make himself feel better about his lack of dick skin"
Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock
One of the most talented and well-versed writers you will ever hear about. He sings country-folk songs with enough emotion to make any man shed a tear, also known as “sad cowboy music”. If you are new to Zach Bryan, don’t ruin it for all of his old fans. Elizabeth>DeAnn>QHD>American HB>Summertime Blues (I don’t make the rules). Screaming it to the masses.
Has Zach Bryan released Writers and Fighters yet?
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The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.
smh that bryan rizzo
The hottest girl on earth.
Bryan's mom is the hotest mom EVER.
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