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Creature of the night

A creature of the night is a person that is REALLY ugly, I mean HIDEOUS. When you come across them, whether it be online or in person, you will have an intense reaction displaying your disgust that is uncontrollable, like a reflex. Creatures of the night are easily identifiable because they’re often very lonely, and desperate to get their hands on another human being for love and affection. Please avoid them at all cost for your own well-being.

Bro, Brooklyn is a fucking creature of the night, if you wanna smash use a paper bag.

by Frivoloustic October 26, 2019


creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 26, 2011