wood tick

One who is very low on the social and economic scale. Often found in small northern Michigan towns. A regional equivalent to low life.

Her recent behaviour might lead you to believe that she was raised by a colony of wood ticks.

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Elijah Wood

Young, incredibly talented American actor with big beautiful blue eyes. Primarily made famous as Frodo in The Lord of the Rings, but has done a whole load of movies. Happy, energetic, humble, crazy about music. Smokes like a chimney. All around great guy. O yeah, and real sexy too.

....and Elijah Wood!

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graining on that wood

1.Grinding on a man
2. Sucking a dick very hard, like wood

Beyoncé's song "drunk in love"

Grainin on that wood, graining graining on that wood

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holy wood

A priest's hard-on, a boner

Last Sunday, Father Johnson performed an entire mass with a holy wood.

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Paddock Wood

A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.

'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

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Piece of Wood

An individual who messed up so badly on something they could only be one thing... a piece of wood.

Steve you just broke my TV. You're such a piece of wood.

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Smokin Wood

The act of smoking a non-superior strain of marijuana.

If guy/girl rolled up some cheap marijuana and smoked it, he/she would be "smokin wood".

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