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Accounting firms help clients with a wide array of services, such as accounts payable / receivable, bookkeeping and payroll processing.
An Accounting firm offers the following services to SME;
Tax
Accounting
Assurance services
Bookkeeping
Payroll
The person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members' problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more - and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.
AKA: A universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver....a regular Don Draper.
We didn't understand what the client meant, but the Account Director did - so we're saved (for now).
When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.
"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."
DS account (darkside account)
An anonymous account that is often used for horny tweeting, thirst trapping, fetish baiting, and sometimes used to upload nudes of oneself; exhibitionistic and/or voyeuristic behavior.
People usually make DS account to gain followers.
What’s even more puzzling is that some of these are hijabis, so they use that;
Hijab = attracts men who fetishize girls in hijabs doing sexual acts
to gain followers while horny tweeting while portraying the moderately pious act.
When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion
Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts
In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.
Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.
A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.
You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.