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BDT Age

Your real age minus 3-4 years to account for the “emerging adulthood” phase of life; a common thread all BDT members share. The BDT Age serves as reassurance as to why you have not reached the life goals you thought you would accomplish at current age.

{Insert concern about life goal here.}

“Don’t worry, your BDT Age is only 23.”

by Bend Drinking Team December 10, 2010

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age illiterate

when a person, especially a parent or sibling, manages to constantly think people are closer to a certain persons age than in actuality.

Mom: "Oh! those girls over there are really cute go talk to them."

Son:"Mom, they're freshman. I'm a junior. You're so age illiterate."

by ngee March 21, 2010

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Ag Hag

A woman who has a fetish for farmers and farming.

Lovelorn urbanites are flocking to the farmstands with more on their minds than mizuna salad. For a segment of the concrete jungle’s nature- and love-deprived populace, greenmarket farmers are doused more with pheromones than pesticides... Careful out there, prowlers, lest you get a rep as an ag hag.” —New York Observer, 4/17/13

by Taghkanic April 17, 2013

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e-age

The term used to describe the world we currently live in, that is constantly being connected, via twitter, facebook , cell phones, pda, crackberries etc. and all of their inter connectivity. This was original coined by cyborgt.

The e-age has blurred the lines of who does what anymore e.g. the phone company offers tv, the web offers movies, the cable company offers phone service. HomeDepot sells xboxs. etc.

by wileybot May 1, 2009

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new age

An age when people who have had the marvelous blessings of living in a Judeo-Christian tradition, a free education, free libraries, and access to information, reject everything they have learned, and all of their common sense. They adopt the customs of people who live with cobras in the road, and pretend to believe in reincarnation. This leads to such preposterous principles as "meat is murder."

Who were you in your previous life, Rebekah?

Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!


New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!

Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

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pass-ag

Short for "passive agressive"

Roman sure is acting pass-ag today

by I-prefer-syrup December 13, 2007

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age gracefully

To embrace the natural aging process.

To look fantastic and healthy for your age without the help of dermal fillers, Botox or plastic surgery.

To age gracefully: "Your grandmother looks great for 82. The lines on her face show character and indicate that she has experienced an interesting life."

To not age gracefully: "Your grandmother looks quite scary for 82. The stretched out skin on her face and inability to make facial expressions indicates that she is insecure about her age so she is desperately trying to look younger, but it still doesn't look good. She's not fooling anybody so she should really just embrace her natural beauty."

by spaghetti_hair February 23, 2016

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