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any amazing girl who is really nice and kind has good personality and boobs and is HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AF
"Dude did u see Alex"
"YESSS She is soooo HOT!!"
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A girl that is really short and looks really young. She's so cute that everyone feels the need to do whatever she tells them to, even as they make fun of other people that listen to her, because they don't even realize that they have succumb to her evil mind control. Get clost to an Alex and lose all free will.
Alex: Mike, can you get me a Coke please?
Mike: Sure.
Alex: Zach, can you make me dinner?
Zach: Sure.
Mike: Ha, I can't believe that you're doing what she says. You're such a pushover.
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So cute. So adorable. So sweaty. His voice is so deep. Its like crunchy peanut butter from whole foods. So salty from the sweat. He'll put you to sleep with his clueless voice of a 80 year old jazz singer. Alex enjoys wearing vests and looking dapper. Incredibly adept at modeling victoria's secret poses. Enjoys creepy angel statues.
Kid 1: Have you seen Alex today?
Kid 2: Yeah, he was gleaming with sweat.
Kid 1: I saw him in class. His face made me want to reveal my deepest secrets to him.
Kid 2: He's the best person to talk to ever. His voice is so soothing.
Kid 1: I know, he gives the best advice. Especially about fish
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The kind of guy who will pursue other women when your dating, sleep around, and try to make you look like a fool in front of his mates. Insecure so fakes confidence to overcompensate. Deep down his a mysoginist and when you get pissed off that he treats you like a fucking fool and have the self respect to stand up for yourself he gets REAL annoyed, because in his view, as a woman, you have no right to be standing up to him. Narsissist. Gay tendency.
He thinks his so cool but isnt and cheats with a whole lot of fat ugly women and pretends their 10s. What an alex.
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Alex is a very emotional person. He can pretend to be strong but inside, he is really weak. The saddest things can set him off. He has weak impulse control but can easily work himself back up. He is very intelligent, especially in Mathematics. He has a slight homosexuality aura about him but he is really a lad. He loves commitment at first but in the end regrets it. He enjoys beautiful scenery and environments. He loves animals and hot weather.
“Did you hear that Alex got full marks on his test?”
“Yeah, he’s so smart”
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