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A category of men who seem to be a hunky gentlemen full of good surprises, until you have a look at the inside and only end up in tears.
The guy she broke up with is one of those basket of onions guys.
to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.
as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."
or
"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."
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What you say instead of "in my opinion"
Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!
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The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.
I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.
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A bung onion is when a girl farts while a guy is eating her out. The wafts cause the guy's eyes to water.
Eating out my bitch was great until she surprised me with a bung onion, at which point my tears glistened her snatch.
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When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.
Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.
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