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She has better thing to do that nite so she will blow off the boring plans.
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the act of giving a fellatio; the term was coined in the 2007 hit "Superbad"
i'm going to give you the best blow j ever...with muh mouth.
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The thing I do for my Boyfriend when he's horny. First I'll put my hand down his pants lightly jerk him off, get a little faster and grip it a bit tighter. After I've gotten him nice and hard I'll unbutton his pants and get on my knees. I'll give one more pump and then lick the tip while I jerk him off a bit more. As he starts moaning I'll put the head into my mouth and suck and swirl my tongue around. I move more of it into my mouth sucking harder and swirling tongue around faster. I'll use my other hand to stroke his balls. I start deep throating. I gag a bit. Then as he throbs in my mouth I'll moan around his cock making him moan loud. As he throbs I stop for a few seconds, and he'll glare at me but I tell him it'll be worth it. (If you wait a few seconds it's much more pleasurable) then I go back to sucking as hard as I can and bobbing my head up and down as fast as I can still licking his cock. I moan again around his cock multiple times. Then as he cums in my mouth I swallow it all and smirk up at him. Then he'll eat me out but that's for another time ;) and then me and him fuck like no tomorrow (again another time (;)
I gave him an amazing blow job even though he's my 1st real bf XD
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When a girl jacks you off and gives you a blow job at the same time.
Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?
Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.
Guy1: what's that?
Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.
Guy1: nice!
After a long night of drinking and you have to shit but nothing but a high pressure stream of water comes out of your ass.
Man I woke up in Saturday morning after drinking last night and had a serious anal blow.
The sweet act of dipping your dick and balls into brown sugar, powdered sugar, maple syrup, and sometimes even melted chocolate; so that the person giving you a blowjob will find it even more tasty and delicious. Only done on special occasions though. (Warning), high possibilities she ain’t gotta sweet tooth, so if you decide to dip your balls into maple syrup and she ain’t willing to suck it off, then you’re fucking screwed...good luck getting that out by yourself.
Sandra: I sugar blowed Ricky so good last night, but I made sure I didn’t suck off all the syrup, so now he’s still trying to get it all off. **Laughs evilly, but in a hot way**
Fill your nostrils with hydrogen gas. Put a match up to your nose and watch your mind be blown.
“Gonna go out with a bang. Time for a mind blow,”