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Baby birding

The act of spitting prechewed food into someone else's mouth.

No baby birding, please. I do wanna look at that.

by zimmygirl777 December 30, 2022

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Baby Đụt

Sister X's first born, the baby with the longest horn, the bravest baby which dares to attack District 1 police precinct.

Sister X must be a very proud mom to have such brave son like Baby Đụt. He attacked the District 1 police precinct to take back the car which was towed there because of traffic violation.

by Bé Iu Của Chị X May 8, 2021


baby rings

Teensy~tiny rings for babies, used mostly for photographs.

When my Mom showed us our baby rings, I was So Charmed by them!

by Starchylde March 24, 2017

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Baby Thụt

Sister X's adopted son. She adopted him in secret for a few months then he ran away from her.

When you think about it, Baby Thụt is actually quite smart. At least he managed to run away from Sister X, not like his adoptive brother Baby Đụt.

by Bé Iu Của Chị X May 12, 2021


baby on board

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."

If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.

by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015

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Baby Pimps

Baby Pimps are adoption agencies and lawyers that make large sums of money off of the sale and redistribution of children.

Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.

Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)

Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.

Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.

Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.

Adoptoraptors purchase children from Baby Pimps.

by ChrisMara December 29, 2011

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Baby shake

To be utterly defeated, a knockout.

Luffy got baby shake by the yonko Kaido it wasn’t even a fight.

by Scott Tangents November 4, 2018

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