bait post

A bait post is an obvious "troll" post made by someone to piss off or "trigger" people who are stupid enough to take it seriously and laugh at their reactions.

"Ha, this guy took my bait post! Look at his hilariously butt hurt comment!"

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Tip baiting

Promising a big tip, usually with an online order, then changing the tip or eliminating it altogether when the service was great, just to be a cheap asshat.

"I'm risking corona just to deliver these bougie jerks' groceries and half of them are tip baiting me! I have bills, too!"

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tornado bait

poor white trash, usually living in trailors

The 10 people living in the one trailor could only muster 10 or 12 teeth between them, they certainly must be tornado bait.

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Beat Bait

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.

"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."

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status baiting

When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.

Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"

Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.

Alpha Baiting

Verb. Luring an Alpha dominant personality into their most primal, aggressive state by sly and subtle entrapment.

Bill was alpha baiting Jeff by using his own words against him. The rage boiled over as Jeff’s alpha personality had no other outlook to express himself other than a huff and a puff.

shart bait

Any form of white underwear, prone to get ruined should an accident happen.

I knew white boxers and spicy food didn't mix, classic shart bait.