ham blast

When one excretes a fart so vile and pungent that it sounds as though an entire baked ham is being forcefully pushed out of the anal cavity.

Alex: Jesus Christ, who the FUCK ham blasted in here?

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finger blasted

Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.

Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!

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anal blast

Homo energy drink commercial and parody of powerthirst energy drink

sound the alarm you're going to feel UNCOMFORTABLY GAY!
anal blast is for men who need gratuitous amounts of gayness

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Bayou Blast

To finger a girl after eating crawfish.

I forgot I ate some really good mud bugs and later that night I fingered my girlfriend. She was so bayou blasted. Oops! It wasn't necessarily a happy ending for her.

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Sanity-blasting

Pronunciation: \ˈsa-nə-tē\ \blăst\
Function: adjective

1. Obliterating one's rational mind, and mental soundness in an explosive and instantaneous fashion.

1.To look upon the old one, Nyarlathotep's true form is, nothing less then, a horrific and sanity-blasting experience.

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schwag blasting

The procedure by which one gets high and remains high with schwag -- smoking continuously without any breaks.

We spent the entire evening schwag blasting arround the campfire.

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Nasal Blasting

The act of closing ones lips around another persons nose and forcefully blowing air into their nasal passages. Somewhat like blowing someone's nose for them, only in the wrong direction.

"I nasal blasted Kate so hard the other day."

"Why would you do that?"

"I was mad at her and she was congested, you should have heard the noise it made. I love nasal blasting her."

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