Box Block

The female version of "C-Block". This can occur 1 of 3 ways:
1)A male friend begins a conversation with you at the most inoportune time.
2)A female friend brings up a conversation topic that is typically spoken between women (i.e yeast infection, menstrual clot, etc.).
3)or another hoochie scoops in on the fella you have eye ballin all night.

OK girls I need to get some action tonight.......NO BOX BLOCKING!

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food block

1. The act of denying someone your leftover food.

2. Refusing to share your food with someone even though you aren't going to eat it and plan on throwing it away.

Example 1:

Person 1 - Hey man, are you gonna finish that?

Person 2 - No, but you can't have it cuz you've already eaten enough food to feed 3 people. You are cut off!

Person 1 - You are such a food block...

Example 2:

Dude, I'm so hungry! Stop food blocking me and let me eat your leftover food!

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writer's block

The annoying feeling that can range from not knowing what to write next, to knowing exactly what to write next, but not knowing how to say it.

Writer's Block is giving me a run for my money

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Bocock Block

When Bocock gets excessively drunk and proceeds to get in the way of you dick penetrating your female companion. You can hear is scream from miles away and you must prepare youself. His indigenous call is Bo -CAWK often mistaken as a rooster.

Dammit Bo-CAWK just Bocock Blocked me

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Croc Blocked

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.

Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!

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crack block

When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.

Can also be used for any illegal drug.

See also, cockblock

Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!

Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--

Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?

Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!

Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?

Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crack blocked.

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d block

rap group consisting of Sheek Louch, Jadakiss, Styles P (formerly the LOX) and J-Hood. D block is distributed through Universal Records.

Much like Ruff Ryder, So So Def and J Records, D Block is a street label established by an artist currently in the industry.

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