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Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on
Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"
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actually the a term that 80's kids gave to morning detention. The director of THE BREAKFAST CLUB (WHOOP) changed it to just be a saturday detention.
'ugh i got put in the breakfast club for strapping his buns together'
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The practice used by radio presenters on stations with a promise of 'more music' of editing songs down to shorter lengths to give more time to talk crap or present their comedy skits.
Ed: Tone, you used to cut songs off before the final verse to give more time for comedy didn't you?
Tony: Yeah. It's the 'breakfast edit'. We once got 'Summer of '69' down to 53 seconds.
A genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. Breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by Anal Whispersss in Columbus, OH in a basement near the Ohio State University campus.
I really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as Anal Whispersss.
A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).
After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.
My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.
A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!
Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
While locked up in Chino, you wake up to Find your cell mates hot man offering dripping into your mouth
Dude my first night in the joint I woke up to a Chino Breakfast from my cell mate