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Mr. Business

The one who is best friends with the one who wins, the Video Game Boy

20's radio show: It's the Video Game Boy and Mr. Business!

by Gamu Grumpu November 23, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Business

word for any kind of shady activity, devilry, devilment, tomfoolery, dishonesty, trickery, chicanery, skullduggery, shenanigans, mischievous, devilish and deceitful behavior. It also means by all the following: being on any crazy stuff, down low, lies, being shady, disrespectful, playing someone, and secrecy.

Tamika's best friend, Brooke, is hooking up with her little brother, Trevon, because she think he's really cute and be thinking try to seduce him. Then, whenever later, she played him.

*(Brooke walk up to Trevon)

Brooke: I just want to let you know you are really cute. We'll be dating tomorrow.
Trevon: Thank you. Okay, cool.

Then, very next few weeks. She played him.

*Trevon (thinks and say to himself): It seems to me, this is all just monkey business.

Later, Tamika found out her best friend been playing her little brother and be on and doing some stupid stuff. Trevon already told his sister on her. They're no longer best friends.

by HotCincy92 April 11, 2015

35๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Business studies

worst subject on the face of the earth, if u took it at GCSE or A level, consider yourself a bad decision-maker

business studies teacher: today we r going to learn pointless stuff about manchester airport

me: but miss Heaton, none of us care about this

miss heaton: SHUT UP AND LISTEN! IM PAID ALOT OF MONEY TO STAND HERE LIKE A CRETIN AND JABBER ON ABOUT CRAP!

me: up urs ya fat fuckin klingon!

miss heaton: =OOOOOOO *panic attack*

by clive sycamore-seed February 3, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Business Ethics

Another amusing oxymoron.

The Business manager was talking about "Business Ethics" to his employees while he was simultaneously dumping harmful chemicals into the pastures nearby.

by Tredmond September 3, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Business Drunk

The act of getting drunk between mid-day and 4PM. Ties are mandatory.

That meeting was awful, thank god we're business drunk.

by likeaboss March 6, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


business suit

also defined as a rubber, or jimi-hat, raincoat, and many other aliases, the business suit is the contraceptive device put on by one party who is ready to give business to the other party. More than likely, a latex condom.

I was so ready to give her the business, but I had to put on my business suit first.

What business does she have in that skirt? I better go get a business suit, she's about to get some business...

by jtnasty August 3, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Business Decision

The term Business Decision is used to rationalize a seemingly irrational choice in the face of obvious or logical alternatives. Often, there appears to be no logic whatsoever in a "Business Decision" which is coincidently very often the case. The term Business Decision is frequently used by executives and managers at corporations to describe a poor decision while either saving face or avoiding laughing uncontrollably.

"We made a 'Business Decision' to use a service that is offered by a key business partner at ten times the price of an effective alternative from a different supplier."

by rock well August 8, 2012

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