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1.(n.) Funeral.
A very sad event. This term is popular amongst some religious people who believe in the afterlife (i.e. - the person's soul is going back home to heaven).
Sister Rachel: Will you be attending Sister Lana's Going Home Celebration, Sister Beverly?
Sister Beverly: She passed? God bless her soul.
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Person making it aware of what celebrity A is doing even though some may not care. Potential stalker material
HBO Fan 1: "Ralph Garman is talking about Emma Stone again! I'm glad he does this, She is sooo hot! He's my favorite celebrity awareness booster!"
HBO Fan 2: Take a drink!
HBO Fan 3: He's kinda creepy
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Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"
"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"
"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
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F-List Celebrity
1. A drop-out, or person who got alot of Fs in school, but is a celebrity amoung peers.
2. Someone who thinks they're awesome, though figures of authority (cops, family, school) look down on them.
Ex1.
Teacher: "Your never going to go anywhere in life!"
F-List Celebrity: "Do you know who I am!? I am an F-List Celebrity at this school biatch!"
Ex2.
Girl: "That guy who tagged the Kwik-E-Mart is so an F-List Celebrity on my list.
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A condition experienced by people which causes them to act outrageously or rebelliously. This can be caused by intrusive/incessant paparazzi, their lack of privacy/worldwide attention, and sensationalist tabloids. The severity of the disorder in an individual is directly proportional to their fame (more famous= more stress). Unfortunately, their outrageous/rebellious actions do not expose their dilemma, but only draw more negative attention. :(
Britney Spears' buzz-cut is a clear symptom of Celebrity-Stress-Disorder.
"Bob found another tabloid calling him a bigot." "That isn't going to help his CSD."
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December 10th ignore celebrities day
Wouldn’t it she funny if a celebrity posts a pic on dec 10th and it gets 13th like lmfaoo they’ll be confused as fuck so national ignore celebrities day is dec 10th every year
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When a white female doesn't date a guy(mainly black) of another race, unless he is famous/a celebrity.
LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.
Girl: I don't date black guys. But I'd SO date LL Cool J!
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.
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